The aperture part of the hearing organ in humans and other vertebrates. A Devonshire twist to the sound sensitive organ in animals. Not often functioning these days.

There is nothing wrong with my yearoles

A person who has special skill or knowledge in some particular field. This entry verbally spurts like a sudden, forceful gush or jet. Not often functioning these days.

That wisewoman is an XSpurt, she is wise and she is a woman

A typically wizened old crone who is wise and who is a woman. Often found in the wilderness of Putney and is described as being wise and of being a woman.

Young Crone: Two things, my lord, must thee know of the Wisewoman. First, she is… a woman. And second, she is… Blackadder: Wise?

Analagous to that of harry / harold / walt / walter in that it is an affectionate label applied to any perceivable person or beast.

Alright Willard lets go out for a tranquile gwins down the hairy mound

Acquaintance with facts, truths, or principles, as from study or investigation. Knowledge acquired through book learning and a propensity to know who won the Derby in 1973 and that Dandini did indeed appear in numerous Shakespeare plays.

Morston!, ridden by Dan Deeney

Withdrawn from or no longer occupied with one's business or profession. A extreme bastardisation of the word retired, but which also generally hints at the inevitable mental decline during a prolonged period of non work.

I am very tranquile now I am retarded

(see Jerkitov / Master Bates) A person of dubious moral fortitude whose extra curricular activities bring to mind certain tennis players.

That Jerkitov is a Wayne Kerr

Analagous to that of harry / harold in that it is an affectionate label applied to any perceivable person or beast.

Alright Walt lets go out for a tranquile gwins down the hairy mound

In reverse order, the other way around. This term is most applicable to the typical finishing order of wagered horses.

My horse ran all vikki verki in the mizzle

Ripe, as fruit, or fully aged just like….. Victor Mature who was an American stage, film, and television actor notable for his films in the 1940s.

Somehow verdigriss has appeared on the mogany of my Carol Kirkwood, but then she is victor

A green or bluish patina formed on copper, brass, or bronzed surfaces exposed to the atmosphere for long periods of time. Talking of bronzed surfaces that have been exposed to the atmosphere for long periods of time, Mr Philip Dyer uses this word as an explicit phonetic enunciation deployed as an aid to crossword spelling.

Somehow verdigriss has appeared on the mogany of my umberjig, must be the mizzle

A light, small, portable, usually circular cover for protection from rain or sun. A common Devonshire utterance often unfurled under a good mizzle.

Might get out the umberjig, there is a bit of a mizzle on

A former English cricketer known for his slow left-arm orthodox spin. Origin unknown; however Tufty and Tufnell exhibit an obvious linguistic correlation and bunnies typically exhibit a plethora of tufts.

Look!, its Tufty Bunny tweaking one at the stumps!

Free from commotion or tumult; peaceful; quiet; calm. A state often exhibited after "2 pints" down the pub or after a full feed.

I am always at my most tranquile when watching my horses

An indication that there is indeed a different way of approaching or executing a certain task. Indicates that it is not only cats that can be numerously brutally flayed.

There is more than one way of skinning a rook, gunger rook

Slang for money or cash. There are two views on the origin of this word, it is either from the Greek spondulox, which refers to a type of seashell from bivalves of the genus Spondylus or more likely, it is a prime example of unfettered dadspeak.

Just popping down Bradfields to put some spondoolicks on Boxcar at Bill Hill

A plant, spinacia oleracea, cultivated for its edible crinkly or flat leaves. A precisely phonetically pronounced utterance to avoid speeling embeerrassmeant.

I am going to remulglify the ifits with some spinack and sosseeeeeeeks

Originates from an Episode of Blackadder and refers to the final line in an episode called Beer. Occurrence is most likely when a word rhymes with fu-…!!

I'm just off out to shift some muck muck!, MUCK!, sounds almost exactly like fu-.. !!

Minced pork, beef, or other meats, often combined together with various added ingredients and seasonings. Bonus points for verbally extending the word to obscene lengths while making a sound not unlike a mouse.

I am going to remuglify the ifits with some sosseeeeeeeeks

A type of transparent adhesive tape. An enhancement benefiting from a subtle dadspeak transformation.

Where is the snellotape and birthday wrapping paper?, I need to wrap your xmas presents!

An instance of dishonest or deceitful behaviour. A truly exceptional example of the dramatic shift in nuance when substituting a single letter which transforms an ordinary word into something somewhat more sordid.

All my horses fell at the first hurdle, I'm sure there is some skullbuggery going on here

The bones of a human or animal forming the framework of the body. An utterly delightful whimsical verbal bone insertion. Not often functioning these days.

That Carol Kirkwood is no skellingbone

A group of native American tribes found in North America. An almost impossible word to spell without this vocal affectation and belongs to the dadspeak family of vowel elongation.

Who is the female hand puppet friend of Sooty? siouxeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Having a likeness or resemblance, especially in a general way. Simliar is in fact similar to similar.

Blick is very simliar in colour to Black as a rook