Rectumfied

To put right, remedy or correct. Contrary to popular myth it is not a problem that can be fixed by careful use of the bumhole as in fact this anatomical structure is more likely to cause problems than solve them. Take for example a septic tank and a man known to his close family as James. The two have had a somewhat uneasy and literally toxic relationship.

I have rectumfied the septic tank now James is here