Newton About / Rabbit

A horse racing venue located on the north bank of the river Teign. A place that entices poor weak minded individuals from parting with their hard earned cash (see bill hill) while drinking profusely and occasionally peeking at sprinting thoroughbreds while being straddled by Irish midgets. It is worth of note that the midgets are extra.

Dad - I have placed a Yankee, Trixie, Heinz, a Goliath and a lucky 15 at Newton About and it’s all on the same horse, I can’t lose!! Some time later…. So how did you get on? Dad – I don’t want to talk about it