Minky

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noun

Any mammal of the order Primates but excluding humans (well most of them). This is taken from the Clouseau / Allo Allo school of French pronunciation defining a slight muddled spluttering annoyance that is unsettlingly hairy, a little like Jurgen Klopp.

usage

Begone you silly minky, there is no piss for the wicked!