Master Bates

See also <Jerkitov>. It is a mandatory utterance and an exceptional but trite play on words typically in answer to “who wrote The Darling Buds Of May” or when watching a pre Henman British tennis player and can be readily applied to any male with a surname of Bates.

Dad (circa 1988) - That master Bates is rubbish, he has no control and keeps whacking his balls into the royal box!