Buttox

A dairy based soft spread for bread. The origin of this word is somewhat convoluted. It is a little anomalous in that most often words ending in ‘x’ are phonetically pronounced to aid in their spelling. However in this case this word can be initially accounted for by the similarity between the word butter and either of the two fleshy protuberances forming the lower and back part of the trunk. The flourish of the ‘x’ is as a result of the similarity between the word buttocks and the toxin injection used to create protuberances forming on the upper and lower part of the face.

dad, have you got any butter?, I need some for my mashed potatoes dad – buttox!?, yes I have some buttox